Random chick: Is that your pencil case?
Me: No.
A sheepish grin (affected) makes the "No" an unequivocal "Yes".
Random chick: Delightful!
The fact that chicks dig it isn't the point, though. The fact that the possibility of an ambiguity defence is negated by the fact that I found it in a pink-dominant stationary section doesn't really matter. The fact that its toxicity to man points is such that only a real man can get away with owning it - no es importante, amigo.
It's the best pencil case I've ever seen. I simply had to have it, dahling.
Me: No.
A sheepish grin (affected) makes the "No" an unequivocal "Yes".
Random chick: Delightful!
The fact that chicks dig it isn't the point, though. The fact that the possibility of an ambiguity defence is negated by the fact that I found it in a pink-dominant stationary section doesn't really matter. The fact that its toxicity to man points is such that only a real man can get away with owning it - no es importante, amigo.
It's the best pencil case I've ever seen. I simply had to have it, dahling.
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Yeah I love it - eeyore is one of my most misunderstood favourite childhood characters, along with oscar the grouch. I'm glad he's helping you pick up chicks :)
Actually, he's helping chicks pick me up ;)
even better - play on player
Can you get me one?
Only if you promise to use the attendant powers responsibly.
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